Ok seriously..

I told myself I wouldn’t post another Portlandia clip on my blog. The show is really mediocre at best. But they made a clip about Portland Bike Messengers that is grossly inaccurate, but still funny nonetheless. I feel compelled to post it.

I have never seen, or known about a bike messenger rocking a whistle in Portland. That is really reserved for actual metropolises. For instance, I could have used a whistle during rush hour at Penn Station, because those pedestrians tried to actually kill me. In Portland, pedestrians have only gone so far as to inconvenience me. Major difference.

Also, My ex-boyfriend totally made the top tube pad that Fred Armisten is sporting. I hope they make a sketch about how small Portland is.

wordpress is a shitty blogging platform, so click the link below for the clip.



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