I just saw Rare Exports at Laurelhurst Theatre with my friend Tiah, and her BF Jason. Laurelhurst is my favorite theater pub in Portland, they show second run and classic movies for 3 bucks.
Rare Exports is a Christmas/Horror movie. Lord knows you won’t be able to coax me into watching a Christmas movie unless there is some gore involved.
This movie was really creepy for the first half or so, then I think the writers got bored and they made it rather silly. Other notable things about this movie:
1. It took place in Finland.
2.There was a lot of old man junk involved…….As in a herd of old naked men, sometimes running, sometimes corralled.
Consider yourself warned.
If you dare….