This viral video is so funny. I like when he roars like a dinosaur.
AND THE REMIX….
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Smiling dalmations
I guess Im just used to Robot, because his smiles dont really creep me out that much, but these do…
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worst.facial.hair.EVER.
I went to a liquor store in Brooklyn and saw the most repulsive “beard” ever. I cannot describe it without a visual aid.
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His name is Ace. He’s also wiggly and scared of computers
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This was on the “fail” blog
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I yearbooked myself
Look how much fun you can have on the interwebs
1960-I actually look kinda cute here
1968-and here
1972-Not so much as a blond
1992-My IQ looks lower in this photo
1994-Ginormous thumbnail and inexplicably tan
1996- This one is very Seattle
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Where do I start?
Bikini Coffee opened up at 520 SW Fifth today. It’s seriously a coffee shop where the baristas wear bikinis. Apparently it’s a concept that is very popular with rural pick-up truck drivers.
Since when does any downtown coffee shop in Portland require a gimmick to sell coffee? Today I had to pick up a package next door to this illustrious Bikini Coffee. They were celebrating the opening with a crooked red carpet on the sidewalk next to some construction grand revelry.
Watch this, it is dumb on dumb…..
KGW’s coverage of this “newsworthy” event annoys me for these reasons amongst others…
- Triple entrendre usage of the word perk
- The creepy old guy, who apparently already had coffee and came to look at the “cups”
- The original Bikini barista has scoliosis and talks like a 12 year old
- It is not all about the coffee. That’s why the word Bikini comes before the word Coffee. Although I’m not sure what Coffee Bikini would imply.
- The woman who claims to be there to support our local women doing their jobs. whatever.
- The owner boasting that some guy drives twenty miles.asdflajjhgkjfI cant.do.this.anymore.too.stupid.
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Doored
I was riding behind a car that just stopped in the middle of traffic without putting on hazards or a turn signal. I went around it on the right, some girl opened up her door into my leg and arm. My leg smashed against my toptube, but I managed to stay on my bike. After few days this is the result.
A day earlier you could make out the impression of my top tube
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Tags: car vs. bike messenger
It occured to me today…
….that the elevators in Big Pink are kinda sexy. I think it’s the lighting, and maybe the rich wood paneling
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Tags: big pink, downtown, elevators, sexy
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